Cousin Doug

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

“Do what you will, there is going to be some benevolence, as well as some malice, in your patient’s soul. The great thing is to direct his malice to his immediate neighbors whom he meets every day and to thrust his benevolence out to the remote circumference, to people he does not know. The malice thus becomes wholly real and the benevolence largely imaginary.”

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@jordanbpeterson @jordanbpeterson. Try Jesus The Christ by James Talmage
https://t.co/07yIMCovpS

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@zacharoni_07 Who are you seeing that would mop the floor with Trump?

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@neontaster Can the same person/account be counted multiple times?

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@elonmusk Dude I will buy a @Tesla phone so fast

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@MattWalshBlog This is a lazy and shallow take on the issue. Seems like you did zero research as to how this bill was changed last minute from what was agreed upon and what @SpencerJCox has said about the right strategy to protect women’s sports with some modicum of compassion

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@NikkiHaley Trillion*

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@jord_call Nah if Steph gets the ball first he’s blowing right by him every time for easy layups or shooting practice 3’s (7in a row no problem). Shaq has to drive at Curry who will never block him but just has to come up with one steal on a player who is *not good* at dribbling

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

Anybody check on the guy that got SHOT IN THE CHEST or nah?

[New York Post @nypost]

Lady Gaga's grandmother thrilled that stolen dogs returned safely https://t.co/22oacmxDjG

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@avery_abe Thank you for this, I owe you so much

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

Thank you @TTChilders for spending 1,563 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/KhJmFtmC1t

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@thejacegoodwin Haha be honest, how long you been sitting on this?

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@EmtnlSupprtOxen @chelleb111 You know it’s often hard to know if you should take a persons opinion at all seriously and then, every once in a while, a circumstance comes along that just cleanly sorts people for you.

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@chelleb111 @EmtnlSupprtOxen Hey how many campaigns on average do you think use contributions to pay down debt? Ballpark?

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@SpencerKlavan @realDailyWire Fine, I will stay up for 20 more minutes.

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

PSA from Coach Duggs

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

Hey for real though, is everyone joking or are there really people who take horoscopes seriously? If so, can they also like get a car loan or be in my health insurance pool or operate heavy machinery?

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@SpencerKlavan Bent knee will reduce gastrocnemius contribution to plantar flexion and isolates the soleus which is actually the larger muscle of your calf. The more you know.

[The American Mind @theammind]

"The Electoral College, in short, is organized on precisely the same principle as the United States Congress, and for precisely the same reason. Neither institution recognizes population alone as the exclusive measuring rod for democratic legitimacy." https://t.co/jmqTZG6GUv

[Cousin Doug @CousinDoug]

@SpencerKlavan @JohnRigolizzo You are doing 10 reps with 425?! It is good to know the heir to the multiverse will be prepared when the time comes.