Bellic Enterprises

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@wonderless___ it’s great until it starts to taste like scrambled eggs

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@vrsxes i’ll be here all week

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@HawkEmDownChris ummm … Mario ?

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@ravenunreal wasting it all immediately

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@heybabygen my patience is so low i closed that shit so quick and re opened it

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@mauvaisefleur_ pack it up unc, might as well get your retirement in order

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@itsdeeeeem please don’t talk about your boobs here i have a gf

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@Reeseforsure i fear this is my social anxiety but “beg your pardon” sounds very passive aggressive to me

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@Iam_randy07 haunted house but it’s just being stuck behind someone who smells like musty BO when you’re checking out at the store

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@_iamhabeeb if your IQ is low enough, everything you say sounds like a joke

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@psyuttik there’s always some bullshit after someone asks you that

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@jelly_momm brother just ask how much something is at the window (i would be too scared and awkward to say nvm even if the price was ridiculous)

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@Jason i don’t have a credit card but i would lowkey appreciate a big mac meal with fries if you can make that happen

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how long does it take for twitter to show my posts to people, feel like i’m shouting into a dark hallway with nothing but my socks on

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@moonpetal76 no because i have none

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@fyristic someone give me 1 million followers and 20 million likes please and thank you

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WHY THE FUCK DO SHOWS HAVE SUCH LOUD SOUND EFFECTS BUT WHEN THE CHARACTERS ARE TALKING THEY’RE SO FUCKING QUIET

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@harbizard for real, there are bad jobs and good jobs but that doesn’t mean you aren’t worth as much as someone who has a better job than you. as long as you’re making your own living and aren’t harming anyone then fuck anyone who says otherwise

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@frieren_babe you should legally be allowed to tase at least one person a day, some of these fools deserve it