Cousin Micki

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"I used to love going to Pottery Barn to make Color Me Mimes"

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"Hi! Sent you a package. Keep a blind eye out for it please."

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"I like these prop 2 plans!" (she meant "impromptu")

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"I came up with that off the cuff of my head."

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“Who knew Winnie the Pooh was so smart? What is Winnie the Pooh anyway? A dog?”

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"The only animals I like are unicorns and the purple birds who put their feet up" (she meant flamingos)

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“She is a thorn in our waist”

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When explaining how someone was set in their ways, Micki said "every horse keeps its path."

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"We got executed from the BAM theatre."

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"No, this tea is not caffeinated. I ordered it unsweetened"

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"My sister ran a three mile marathon"

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"He has the Notre Dame syndrome. He's short and tries to be cooler and stronger."

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Micki referred to Sarah Palin as "That gun slinging lady from Africa. I mean Australia."

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Micki's baby daughter Franki "wrote" a thank you note (actually written by Micki) that ended with-"I love that we are kindled spirits"

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"My legs feel so tired and heavy. Like I'm walking through sawdust." (she meant quicksand)

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"She needs to bucker up and smile."

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MOLLY: "I have Vertigo."
MICKI: "Oh no! Please don't fly a plane like JFK!"
MOLLY: "What?"
MICKI: "That's what his plane had!"

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"He's the dog who cried wolf."

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Someone told Micki they're learning sign language.
Micki: "Oh! Who's blind?"

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"The squeaky worm gets the meat."