Thomas Reynolds

Catlike reflexes. Snarky but sincere. Nerdy but dead sexy. Architect of clouds and other intangible things.

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

I cannot remember where I put the wishbone after Thanksgiving dinner.

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

@AMAs @itsjojosiwa But why?

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

There was a time that even pop music had some artistry and integrity. That time has cleary past. Yikes. #AMAs

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

What did @RyanSeacrest just squirt into his coffee cups? @KellyRipa @LiveKellyRyan

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @LouDobbs Good luck on @DancingABC next season! #DWTS @realDonaldTrump

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

@realDonaldTrump Literally no one is asking that. #Election2020results #ElectionResults2020 #ElectionDay

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Looking forward to seeing @realDonaldTrump on @DancingABC next season! #ElectionNight #Election2020results #ElectionDay

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Stay classy Kentucky #Election2020 #ElectionDay #ElectionNight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

@realDonaldTrump

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Aunt Flo is coming?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Obama is drawing VERY small (tiny) numbers of people. Biden is drawing almost no one. We are drawing tens of thousands of people. You’ll see that again today. The Great Red Wave is coming!!!

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

This was 2011. I dare you to retweet this @realDonaldTrump

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Congratulations to the amazing Kristen Jarnagin on her honor of Long Island Business News Top 50 Women Hall of Fame! @krisjar #LIBNEvents

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

@krisjar @DiscoverLINY Congratulations!!!

[Kristen Reynolds @krisjar]

So honored to receive the “Top 50 Women in Business Hall Of Fame” award from #LIBN. Thank you #libnevents @DiscoverLINY

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Someone buy Mike Wallace a drink. Jeez. #Debates2020 #Debatenight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Bad things happen in Philadelphia? Like the signing of the declaration of independence. Can't make this stuff up. #Debates2020 #Debatenight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Where is Hanging Chad when you really need him? #Debates2020 #Debatenight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

This is not going to end well #Debates2020 #Debatenight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Call me old fashioned, but I don't think either the President or a presidential candidate should say stuff like "stupid bastards" in front of their public #Debates2020 #Debatenight

[Thomas Reynolds @CousinRayRay]

Gonna be some sweeeeet overtime for the fact checkers tonight #Debates2020 #Debatenight