Andrew

Badminton Athlete of the year 2005/2006. Curling Rookie of the year 2009/2010. I play basketball but sucked at it so I did not get any awards.

[Sel 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇮🇪🇳🇱🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇧🇷! @ReallySel_Fish]

actually insane levels of larp here
the red, blue, green and yellow bloons should not be moving at the same speeds
the ceramic spawned 1 rainbow meaning it's a super ceramic
super ceramics have 60 health, this fucker popped it entirely in 8 shots
fortnite, fix this right now!!!!!

[JoJo @JosiahCSGO]

How u afraid to shoot ur shot but always swing with 3 bullets in ur ak

[tyron @Liquidicat]

Me in 2009 instead of buying Bitcoin for $1

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@shir0wan @ProjectCece Holy ratio 🫃🫃🫃

[enzo @amaybetino]

lowkey how it feels to go to work immediately after the gym https://t.co/izGLTr0sDM

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@ProjectCece I can give u three fiddy

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

Welp. Looks like I ran into some money once again. And to think people told me the lottery was a “scam”. Well since I’m feeling so generous I’m giving each person that retweet’s this $1000 (must be following so I can DM)

[Stable Ronaldo @StableRonaldo]

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. LeBron... Happy 41st Birthday. Honey, my pookie bear, I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Cleveland and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home, and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us, baby, but in 2016, you made history happen. You came back from 3-1, and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, LeBron James. ☺️❤️🫶🏽 @KingJames

[nick v @falco]

dudes go through a FaZe where they lose their Temperrr and can't Adapt. Lacy

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@jqylin Get sett or a full W https://t.co/im1Z4yJwlJ

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@jqylin Yeah haha 22 is so old haha.. yeah.. ha, yeah *sigh*

[Underdog @Underdog]

He has done it.

LeBron extends his United States 10+ points streak to 1,276 games.

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@jqylin Me but with 2016

[夜瀬 @aishihhhhhh]

課金してガチャ引いたら何も出なくて今

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

LeBron James records entering Year 23:

1st in PTS
1st in MP
1st in All-Star selections
1st in All-NBA selections
1st in First-Team All-NBA selections
1st in seasons played (soon)
1st in 30-point games
1st in 20-point games
1st in 10-point games
1st in playoff PTS
1st in playoff W
1st in playoff MP
1st in playoff GP
1st in playoff FGM
1st in playoff STL
1st in playoff FTM
1st in playoff DREB
1st in Finals triple-doubles

Only player with 50K combined PTS
Only player with 40K PTS
Only player with 10K REB & 10K AST
Only player with 8K playoff PTS
Only player with 7K playoff PTS
Only player with 6K playoff PTS
Only player with 25 PPG in 20 seasons
Only player with a 40-PT game vs. every team
Only player to win FMVP with 3 franchises
Only player to avg. a triple-double in Finals
Only player to lead both teams in PTS, REB, AST, STL, BLK in a playoff series

Youngest No. 1 overall pick
Youngest to win ROY
Youngest to score 40 PTS in a game
Youngest to score 30 PTS in a game
Youngest to average 30 PPG
Youngest to average 25 PPG
Youngest to average 20 PPG
Youngest to earn All-NBA
Youngest to earn All-NBA First Team
Youngest to hit every milestone 1K-40K PTS
Oldest to average 30 PPG
Oldest to average 25 PPG
Oldest to average 20 PPG
Oldest to score 40 PTS in a game
Oldest to record a 30-point triple-double
Oldest to earn All-NBA

[nick v @falco]

they said Magnus sac’d the white queen and I thought Sydney Sweeney died

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@_bokla Marvins Room post exam

[Macaiyla @macaiyla]

Are you kidding me…

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

This just in

Drake has replied to the pedophile allegations with “nuh-uh Im freakin not”

Stay tuned as the story develops

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

AGAIN I really don’t want to leak my sources but I JUST heard that Kendrick Lamar is like REALLY SUPER mad at Drake

[Andrew @CoutureAndrew]

@10nucci @sebbiedee I was talking about u