Slowpoke Rodriguez

slowpoke Rodriguez he have a gun

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@EarlDeuces This is so gay

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@GToy27 If one of your boys has a girlfriend have her put you on. Once you get one the rest follow. Secondly, I would hit up the old sluts from before the break up. Third, black out and go 1/8 at the bar, that’s still one!

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@snorty_shorty Take a break bro, I know your heart is fucked

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What’s up with all the race war stuff in the WNBA? Follow up question who cares? It’s women’s basketball someone could be shot on the court and I still wouldn’t care.

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@buffalobill1896 @GToy27 Can’t use the user idiot

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Hats with upside down words are super queer

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@boxbugga2 Not really, but dropping your buddies without them knowing is hilarious

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

Would my girlfriend be mad if I printed a poster of Sadie McKenna to look at while I jack it?

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@thegoodster_ Just ask @snorty_shorty

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@_OnlyClinton Any La Croix ever

[retardedinvestor @retard3dinvst0r]

Moral of the story here is to never underestimate a man that has a fucking Stegosaurus skeleton in his house.

RIP Leopold

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@ScrimboSaggins Self react is a veteran move

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When rating women, what really separates an 8 from a 9 etc. We needed a simple solution, I present the 4 point scale
1: I wouldn’t and I can’t see why you would
2: I wouldn’t but I can see why you would
3: I would and can see why you wouldn’t
4: would and if you wouldn’t ur gay

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

@DeputyFife69 Bout to crank it in the work stall

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@basedgod126 It’s difficult man (I got doxxed)

[Slowpoke Rodriguez @CouzinSlowpoke]

Someone engage w ts

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I can’t believe I got doxed on my other account man. I had two tweets with 5k fuck

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@snorty_shorty Asian

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@hoosierjests @Shittybill817 looks like ur type of party