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5x2✨....Taylorr 🧵

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

If you no get senior brother life don first win you 20-0

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

1. Engineering is harder than medicine.

2. You can actually read on the day of the examination and still pass.

3. It’s easier to get an ‘A’ in Mathematics than in English.

4. Most 5- or 6-unit courses are easier than your regular 1- or 2-unit courses.

5. WASSCE is the most difficult examination in the entire education cycle.

[Ministerio de Finanza. 🇵🇹🍀 @fortunetoldyou]

Na that yam hate dey vex me gan. Yam wey we you chop as porridge, chop with egg, choose with oil, chop with stew, chop with beans, chop with peppersoup, dem pound am, you chop with Eguisi. Yam wey be your day one. You con grow dey shit on am. 😕

[Anna 🤍🥀 @annhybri]

I have noticed men who like Ronaldo are genuinely good people than men who like Messi.

[🪡 @Covenant_ek]

@morristhadon @nwa_onye_igbo GTB Mastercard

[not hako 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇵🇹 @hakoswago]

nigeria abeg pity us wey no dey do yahoo

[KALYJAY @gyaigyimii]

You can spend 2 years with the same person, adjust your your routine to fit theirs, get to a point where their mood affects your mood and they will wake up one day and say they don’t love you anymore and walk away from your life and There is nothing you can do about it

[Davido @davido]

I can’t lie we entertainers .. we Dey fuckup I won’t lie including me … we need to speak up … it’s too much injustice goin on .. our country don go 💔🇳🇬

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

Masturbation addiction una, you're just not busy enough

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Sleeping from 9 PM to 4 AM = 7h of sleep
Sleeping from 1 AM to 8 AM = 7h of sleep
Same quantity.
Different quality.

[ZEUS ⚡️🇦🇷🇵🇹 @LoveNemesisX]

@hashtagtweets Was about to cook rice when my salt finished. But the almighty brought your tears at the right time. It’s time for me to use your salty tears as alternative

[Benson @BNXN]

God I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed money 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

I've turned down sex to watch a Ronaldo match. Sex is always on the table, but there are only a few Ronaldo matches left. it's just common sense.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Be smart, connect with gangsters and nerds. You might need both of them.

[🎀justsommy🎀 @MmesomaOko3544]

I'm bad at meeting people
I just don't know how to network.
I'm much worse at maintaining the relationship I have with the people I have met😭

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

Na nonsense be that, all those poverty gimmicks dey disgust me

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

first in my bloodline to question religion

[🪡 @Covenant_ek]

@TheManTailor U can order other items to exceed minimum checkout, then ask for refund immediately for those items u don’t need, seamless using opay

Don’t mention

[🪡 @Covenant_ek]

@Iamkamaltbt Aza