Dry Noodle

28, he/they, Co-host and editor of @underthekotatsu and @grindmymgs

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Hey is Ridley Scott alive?

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Reported an account whose name was "Child Porn Link in Bio" but apparently they're cool with Twitter. Thankfully account seems to not exist anymore? Or maybe just because I blocked them. But yeah no Elon Musk's platform's official stance is okay with Child Porn hosting

[橋本もく @hashimotomoku]

#2026年自分が選ぶ今年上半期の4枚

幅広く反応をいただいた印象がある4枚を

[Pushkar @pushkar_1713]

forgot to tweet but finished rewatching the greatest anime ever

evokes so much emotion with every single episode, noticed so many small nuanced details this time around

still 10/10

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@emerald_dewdrop Yeah no, if anything, I would have been meaner if I were sent such a rude email by a publication.

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I don't think I know anyone irl who's mentioned watching Euphoria, and from everything I've seen about it and now having skimmed the episode plot summaries on Wikipedia, I can only assume this is due to embarrassment

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LotR fans are the best because you can say something that's clearly bait and they WILL engage with you earnestly. "Yeah no, I hear ya but I just would have asked the eagles nicely to take me to Mt. Doom" *15 minutes of lore about how the GREAT eagles wouldn't be swayed*

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

White person who names their cat miso but it’s short for misogyny

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

king gizzard mosh pit

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@dmns_prtcl Oh gotcha! Oh dang I didn't realize that was handwriting, looked like a photo mode from the game or something, very cool

[dag 🐛 @ourobug]

sam and fragile both enduring terrible, self-harm inducing grief after losing lou, struggling to find meaning in the few connections they have left,

higgs spawning out of a slop puddle waving his big yellow pregnant belly around:

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@dmns_prtcl That's still 9 years less than the 321400800 seconds listed in the image

[kirby📦 5/5 slots open @luvpox]

snake identification chart 📊 #mgs

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No idea, but I started reading the original tweet like it was a Mambo No. 5 line

[shiloh♡ @eatingshiloh]

idk if i’m stupid but what disorder is paul 😭

[Alan Wake's Lice 🪶 @deathsstranding]

Minus sixty one playing in the opening credits I'm already crying my eyes out oh my god I love death stranding

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Thankfully the open interview event thing had someone's email on it so I went ahead and emailed them to ask what the real requirements were because apparently I'm just missing something. 95% sure it's just AI screening and I didn't put the magic words in

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Applying for an open interview event for a job that requires an associates degree when I have a masters + years of experience, and getting a 1am rejection email (at the same time as another position requiring a bachelor's). Thankfully I have a job because holy hell it's grim

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@MissZindzi Also goes for (I think) Scandinavian/some other European countries/NYC sentiment of "Midwesterners/Southerners are all fake nice, they don't actually care about your day they're just pretending, unlike us who are real for openly not caring". Like nah I think it's better to care!

[miiyauwu | 🦋@miiya.page @PearlteaRizzy]

the original source is such a bop ngl