Howard Quimby

Dad taught me one thing: Whatever you do, do it with style. Owner and operator of The Haberdasher. {RP MV OC 21+} #FannyPack @LostBoyNoMore has dibs.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

THAT’S MY BOYS!

RAMMER JAMMER YELLOW HAMMER!

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

This is by far the worst announcer I have ever heard.

I’m about to do like my dad did and mute the tv to listen to it on the radio.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

TEN SECONDS, BABY!

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

I’m gonna vomit.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

We still have a minute and a half.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

Do not talk to me right now. I can’t breathe.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

Definitely, /definitely/ next week.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

This was another option. Maybe next week.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

We have entirely different game day wear, babe, but I am loving this.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

#NewProfilePic Guys. It’s game day. #RollTide

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

It’s game day, baby! Getting some snacks and then I’m not leaving the couch. #NewAvi

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

You’re going to look so good in all that crimson.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

[beams] Can’t wait.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

You best believe we’re flying down for a game so you can get properly baptized in the Tide.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

I have learned it. It’s just been so long since we’ve last watched a game. Baby, I’m sorry.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

No one tell him how cute that last tweet was.

Like damn.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

And you still can’t be bothered to learn the signature color?

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

[pouts a bit] I’m doing all the right things. I got the suit for game day, and the welcome mat, and the biggest fan in my bed.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

It’s a /start/.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

I gotta kiss all three? Okay. Of course. Anything to make it up to you.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

I shouldn’t have used such a good picture for this.

Fuck me, I’m keeping him.

We’ll just have to go to couple’s therapy.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

Boyfriend for sale.

Incredible smile. Great body. Insatiable in bed. Horribly color blind, and unstoppably anti-Crimson Tide.

Free to an okay home.

Just contact me, his University of Alabama Alumni boyfriend.

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

Not in the lightest. I have more than one cheek.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

[kisses his cheek] Is it better now?

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

My heart has been ripped asunder and scattered to the winds like a million little ashes.

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

My deepest apologies. I’m still learning!

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

I AM OFFENDED, @LostBoyNoMore

[Howard Quimby @CovertCraving]

[No by THE MILLION DOLLAR BAND]

[Peter Darling @LostBoyNoMore]

[By Rachel Platten]