Agent Covy Banks

lil scamp

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

my twitter is not dumb.

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

oh look! they added more internet to the internet

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

just you wait until my dog hears about this

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

@MyNameIsntEffy @alleiigh i miss covid

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

@RickSnip_ brother i have unwillingly played every game in the books

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

just a chill guy forced into a game night family

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

does anyone know how to sell the stock to get the money

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

Bottled up a batch of city juice to see if it’s the new Marijuana

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

If I did the new york marathon i wouldn’t want anyone to watch

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

Now Yankees fans, please rise if you served in the armed services on a foreign deployment

I stand up with a hat that reads “Tenant of an eastern european landlord - 3 deployments”

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

*Gay man getting his test back*

“lgbtq..A+?”

[shan on the run @shanontherun]

Trump four seasons Orlando baby
Biden easily peanut butter baby

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

i’m not athletic enough to be a dinosaur

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

say what you want about him but beethoven gave the people what they wanted to hear

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

hey siri is it illegal for your gf to hog the popcorn at the movie theater

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

*on the phone with the fire department*

“do you mind if only 2 or 3 of you come? I don’t have that many wine glasses”

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

@skanks17 @l_skell now i can show everyone how good i am at paper maché

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

@skanks17 ur jan

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

@eddardkrak chasing a ping pong ball wow that’s good

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

is there anything more degrading than getting down on your hands and knees under your desk to plug your charger in

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

“babe would you still love me if i was a worm?”

me (drawing a worm gladiator ring in the sand): “do u know karate”

[Agent Covy Banks @CovidHero]

my first day as an elementary school PE teacher 3 kids died doing the beep test