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I know it's a serious matter, but if we're all gonna die, let's die laughing.

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taking hers off as she said it. "I really don't think that's advisable" says I, upon which she tears into me saying how she's only going to throw it away so she might as well give it to him instead!

Unbelievable but 100% true!!

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Is this the weirdest conversation of the day or can anyone beat this?

So I work in a bank and I'm doing some front door duty when a guy wants to come in without a face covering. I explained he needs one and while I'm doing that a woman comes out and says "he can have mine" 1/2

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole country gives the president his own private military police force

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@midgetcricket2 @Baligubadle1 @mmpadellan Well hopefully if he does, his children and grandchildren will demonstrate karma by bringing it home to him.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

Just wow.
A simple but jaw dropping stat:
Yesterday Florida (pop’n 21 million) reported more new #coronavirus cases in a 24 hour period than the entire European Union (pop’n approx 450 million)

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@babcock_ian

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@StrokeJoke @GeorgeTakei I guess everyone sets their own standards

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@Ariesgirl401 @AngrierWHStaff

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@StrokeJoke @GeorgeTakei

[🐾Angie K 💙🏴‍☠️🔬🧫 @angie_keathly]

🔥🔥🔥

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America is sick and alone, but Trump is sicker and will end up imprisoned...

BBC News - Coronavirus: Trump moves to pull US out of World Health Organization
https://t.co/rYZcoIKWLV

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@StikyIckyHickey @Baligubadle1 "An" illiterate

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@Baligubadle1 Oh please please please

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This should be made compulsory reading...

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@realDonaldTrump @VanDrewForNJ 🔔 end

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@realDonaldTrump Do some work

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@Marley084 @realDonaldTrump I've seen statues do more than Trump

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@Michell49685689 @realDonaldTrump THE LONE BRAIN CELL!!

[Mikko Alanne @MikkoAlanne]

This should be seen by all Americans: #TrumpTraitor

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@Wakko1966 @godmoringmm @ABC I think what Tamil is saying is that guns make it easier to actually shoot people. You know, seriously injure people or kill them. But I guess that's okay with you.