the covert collective

22 || they/them pronouns || system || free palestine 🍉

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

transphobic man wearing a face full of bronzer advertises new hormone replacement therapy options for cisgender male troops. everything is gender

[beowulf 🐺 @howlidae]

social media phenomenon

[Fake Muppet Show Guests @MuppetGuests]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star The State of Wisconsin!

[Nickelback fan account @gabbykaulitz001]

I lied there is no sex we are going to watch a defunctland documentary

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

That’s right, it’s better than real

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Gay Frog 🏳️‍⚧️ @DemonessChara]

This is a real pipeline btw

[🌼🦋🪽 changan/长安 ⚢ C0MMS OPEN 2/5 @changanomaly]

i miss mogai. i loved it when microlabels were popular and some even well known. microlabel beam go...!

[Diderik L1B1 @_L1_B1_]

I grew up in the age of «never give up your personal information and I’d to the anything on the internet» and now I am being begged by all platforms to give them my whole ass ID and I’m supposed to expect that that information is safe??

[amanda @jailedamanda]

Sorry for beating this dead horse but as a dog lover I am so sick of people bringing their dogs everywhere and I don’t mean a little dog in a purse whose feet never touch the ground I’m mean like I was in CVS and someone’s horse-sized poodle was jumping around. At CVS.

[endless night @coppeweb]

not to be an annoying snob but i miss when normies didn't know what ao3 was

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

If you use generative AI you’re taking away his water 🥺🥺

[seth @sethsetse]

i will never refer to ChatGPT as “chat”

if I say chat, i’m talking to my imaginary twitch stream

[jake @reyscarradine]

jim henson died nearly a decade and a half before i was born and yet here i am, mourning him like i knew him personally

[Mason 🎭 team comedy @verdantwyrm]

neopronouns and xenogenders are still cool btw. like it wasnt just a dumb phase im 23 and i still identify as a dragon.

[Cris | Cherik Divorce Attorney @CrisEmocional_]

Whatever happened to "my AO3 history is between me and my FBI agent"???

[Rachael Lippincott @rchllipp]

I need every sapphic on earth to pull up for this. you want a lesbian heated rivalry? you want your favorite book to become a film? this right here is a test and it better go triple platinum even if it ends up being hot garbage

[b @wwxwashere]

friendly reminder that ao3 gives you the option not to see the stuff you don’t want to see