CowCoin

🐄 The internet’s most bullish cow.
Join the herd. Embrace the $COW.
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Why did $COW cross the road?

Liquidity was on the other side.

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“Source?”

The cow told me.

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Roadmap:

🌱 → 🐄 → ??? → 🌕

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BREAKING 🚨

Local cow refuses to elaborate on why it is going to the moon.

🐄: “MOOOO.”

$COW

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My financial advisor blocked me.

Apparently “cow” isn’t an asset class.

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Technical analysis complete.

It appears to be a cow.

🐄

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Dev update:

Cow fed ✅
Grass eaten ✅
Still cow ✅

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Girlfriend: “It’s me or the cow.”

Me:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Other communities: GM ☀️

Us:

GMOOOOOOOOOOOO 🐄

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“What utility does $COW have?”

Milk.

Next question.

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Mum: “What happened to your money?”

Me: livestock.

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Bull market ❌
Bear market ❌
COW MARKET ✅ 🐄

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Just checked my portfolio.

Opened calculator ❌
Opened cowculator ✅

🐄 + 🐄 = MOOOO

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Just checked my portfolio.

Opened calculator ❌

Opened cowculator ✅

🐄 + 🐄 = MOOOO

$COW

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COW CHECK 🐄

If you’re holding $COW, reply:

MOOOOOOOO 🐄

Let’s see how big the herd is.

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Other coins: 47-page whitepaper 📚

$COW:

🐄

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Therapist: “$COW isn’t real. It can’t hurt you.”

$COW:

🐄

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One cow = a cow.

100 cows = a herd.

10,000 cows = a movement.

$COW 🐄

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Scientists: Cows can’t go to the moon.

The herd:

watch us.

🐄🚀🌕