Cow Fart

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

How would you fix #globalwarming? #tcot #humor #obama

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@muttleylax - I have been sniffing, errr testing cow farts for many years. Man farts are next on the list! obama #tcot

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@iPOTUS Pres. Obama has declared the debate to be over. Climatologists were damm surprised! Vote Yes on the "Cap & Trade" Tax obama #tcot

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@iPOTUS RT-Tax Increase vote today! "Cap & Trade" is billions and billions on a DISPUTED THEORY +China and India will not worry! obama #tcot

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

Tomorrow is vote on "Cap and Trade" The Global Warming Tax. Be sure to contact your local leader & demand a Cow Farts Tax Now #globalwarming

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@esukop Because Al Gore can smell a Cow Fart from 10 years away! #globalwarming

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

I am going to recommend to POTUS that the time has come to establish a Cow Fart Tax! #globalwarming

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@muttleylax - Be sure to add COW FARTS to your list! #globalwarming

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@funnyordie - Funny or Die? ... based on your tweets, I'd start making a will!

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@maggiesupermom Thank for the kind words hope you enjoy the sweet tweet of the Cow Fart Czar!

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

Big meeting with POTUS tomorrow. Were going to start work on the Cow Fart De-stimulus package! Very Important stuff !

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

@countingcrows Michael is there at my request. There are 2 billion cows in the world and their farts need to be inspected daily. Pitch in!

[Cow Fart @CowFartCzar]

I am the Czar of "Cow Farts"... Follow me today and smell me tomorrow! The Cow Fart Czar has spoken!