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@provomitch Put on that magic underwear, open that caffeine free Diet Coke, and you go cheer on that field of white boys like they just got done with a 2 hour soak.

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@BoilerMuse Little brother? Maybe if “Big Brother” had cerebral palsy and a learning disability.

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@9XCHAMPIONS You clearly never went to an IU tailgate prior to 2021.

100,000+ tailgaters.

10,000 went into the game.

There is a reason we used to call it tailgating season and not football season. Your post is top 5 uninformed.

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@J5_Sports1 If they weren’t asking for special treatment they wouldn’t need a MOU

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@SpotTheBall0 Putting IU into Scum of the Earth is the greatest validation that they have a real football program (finally).

[North Weymouth @NorthWeymo]

Fuck this might just be the best video I’ve ever seen

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@GabeHoyer I remember watching Ben Chappell and thinking if football was only 3 quarters we would be able to salvage a .500 season to get into a bowl game to lose to a directional school.

[Wisconsin Family @Wisconsin_fam]

I’ve seen Dodger fans mocking the Brewers for celebrating in moments like these. Makes sense-I wouldn’t expect you to understand what it’s like to earn it the old fashioned way instead of just writing a check.
God forbid they enjoy the ride.

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@VinnyC0l0rad0 Ben Johnson has a regular season 2-6 record against the NFC north (3-6 playoffs).

Bears are mid at best

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@JohnAnthonyLife 100% chance a woman made this dude write this

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

I’m telling you dude

The jokes write themselves

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@Wisconsin_fam @DaBears18_ Being a Bears fan is a learning disability

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@Wisconsin_fam Second-best part was seeing the UW Band

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@zellieimani *14 (with a work permit)

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@robbhurstCPA If this account teaches anybody anything, it’s that having CPA after your name has absolutely zero correlation to IQ

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@secnumbersguy Meanwhile the SEC keeps losing to each other and it’s because they’re “so deep” instead of just shit. The SEC just sits around jerking each other off while saying how great they are because they all lose to one another.

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@AClendenin_01 Crazy how the Dodgers may not be able to buy another Championship huh?

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@OsoSm0kes Explain how the QB factors into your middle school secondary?

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@MalortMatt And a secondary straight from Pop Warner lmao

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@JordanLoverated Classic FIB logic