Faux Greg Carpenter

This is parody account of @CowboyCubby, the man himself. No idea who runs this. Love wool and the fluffy snugglers that make it, and poking fun of others

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 🌈🔥 it’s been a magical carpet ride!🐏🐑🐑

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby @DeanSeeds_Jeff @EbbersAg Did you also see a unicorn while you were drinking that wine cooler and listening to Kenny G? 🥜💥😍💄🧚‍♀️🌈🦄

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Sometimes I cry in the beer cooler at Casey’s bc it’s my only time away from the stress of sheep farming. 😬🥲🐑☝️🧁

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Hey Big Windy you got any for a real man?! @CowboyCubby

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Anyone have any extra milo bags they don’t want? Need them for free, spent too much on Beanie Babies at the flea market last weekend. Want to bake up some gluten free cupcakes for the girls this fall! 👊😂🐑💥🧁

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby Or the real you 🐑😍💥🍡😉😛

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Almost that time! So excited!💥😂👊😍😷🔫

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@DavePanko @CowboyCubby No corn can stand a 90 mph hot gust out of old wind bags @CowboyCubby! 🐑😍😻👍🌽⬇️

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby Don’t go out to the sheep barn after watching Baywatch, the devil tempts us in many ways! 😷🔥😍🤪🐑🌽

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Hey everyone send me your favorite sheep selfies! I want to make a collage of pictures to put on my bedroom wall in Grandma’s basement by my Beanie Baby collection! Fire away! I know you have some Big Guy! @CowboyCubby 😻🐑😻🤪😍🍭📷

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby @DavePanko Better get some better wall reinforcements so when you start blowing your hot air the building doesn’t collapse! 💨🐑💥😎😻

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Ohhhh girls I have a birthday coming up! How about you little woolly balls of goodness treat papa with some of this mask candy! Steal! 🐑😻💥😷

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

I know I haven’t posted in a while, but wanted to let everyone know this #coronarvirus has me nervous as s#%*t!

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby I’m tearing up Greg. Might have to wear your moon boots to go hunt for eggs. Go cry in your Zima slouch! Waaaaaaaaaaa. 😾👻😻🐑🐏🐐

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby The only thing worse than your breath are your jokes. Hang it up Pantywaist. I’ve seen more potential in Clover Kids showing cats at the county fair. Here’s a vid of us sleeping thru another Cubby tall tale 🙄💋😻😻😾😽🙀https://t.co/iIzJFfGXJN

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@NewsOK Sounds like @CowboyCubby took a long overdue trip to OK. Stay down there windbag with your buddies in the clink! 💋🎉👀👹🥃😍 Whiskey, snakes and uranium again just like last time! Grow up!

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby Hopefully you didn’t lose any digits to your snap pop and sparkler fetish. Put the eigth plate of sweet corn and Vienna sausages down and get some big boy toys Capt. Kinda Kaboom! We had Miley, bring it fool! 👺🥃🎉🎡💋❤️👻 https://t.co/yeDMHv63au

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

Uncle Pete has made a lot of bad decisions in his life. Messing with my maid of honor just flat upsets my mango cart. Handle your Boone’s wine or find another Chucky Cheese to party at as%h@le. #sheeprights #woolmatters #velcrodrama ❤️💋🎉😬🔫👼😡 https://t.co/Fulj3U8sjz

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby Present at a couple crop shops this week and the air temp in SE NE should rise by 37 deg F minimum!💥🐏💨👨‍🦲🔥🥚🌽❤️💋🕯

[Faux Greg Carpenter @CowboyChubby]

@CowboyCubby But you look like an ass every day!!! Schwinggggg!!! 🐑💋👀🚬❤️😎