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every word a ploy by the government

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“But at what cost” I say, gazing upon my fields of chamomile

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I’m like a surgeon with an immolation kink but for root beer

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Hangover cure is just pickle juice and jacking off

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Herpetologists be like “I only date people with eczema or psoriasis”

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New type of workplace inequality based around shoes

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Neighbor asked if he could light little patches of my carpet on fire while I jack off

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How am I supposed to work hard when my lexapro keep my cock soft

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Y’all notice everything tastes better

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Karma rots the familial tree of those who vape

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Min maxing my cereal

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And like the humble hermit crab, I too shed my shell for another over and over again. Still, one shell will be my last; for that is the curse of swag

[monkey wearing a hat @girthsquad1]

Ladies, is it gay for a man to walk precariously across a rocky terrain?

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Among us fall guy

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“Scrub a dub dub” I whisper; trembling with erotic fervor as another layer of skin is flayed from my body

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Ya ever stim

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He who yearns cuntily may find no remorse in my gaze

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Flat Stanley but Kirby

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@alejsbestfriend

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@alejsbestfriend

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Who up peaking inside others with tools

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Give a monkey infinite time, a typewriter with nothing but letters and a space bar, and they will type the words “sonic inflation” by a million years with no help from god