Cowboyflibbitygibbit

I hate existing

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babe don't wake up nobody just dropped nothing

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can now confirm, it is

[AshtraySnootBoop (quit) @CumwadS9615]

I'm at least 80% sure that apple juice straight from the fridge has gotta be better than sex

[Santa Decides (correct version)🇵🇸 @santabutcool11]

@stonetoss Y'know I find it very funny how often you like to make fun of trans people when you literally had a botched circumcision

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@iluvrosetyler share the brain alphabet soup duder

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i woke up.

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Not saying I'm going to kill myself just saying that I hope I don't wake up tomorrow

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@iluvrosetyler pancake day more like

dic k

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@discsduos I swear tubbo was 5”4 like a month ago

[elliot @nephyrus]

“it’s only january” then why did the entirety of 2025 just happen

[junjousega CF23 N31AB @junjousega]

Crossroad (1/3)
#ShadowTheHedgehog

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@awfulrad i thought this said how to touch jack manifold and i was like excuse me

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@jackvlloyd @esjesjesj k but mines the best

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i don’t wanna be alive but not in an extreme way just like I can’t do another year of this

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@zozquity I can't help but have liked it better before it was better

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@kochologist god no

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I think I go through too much effort, literally nobody else does the same so why do it just to get none of it back and not even to be appreciated its as if I don't also have my own issues

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@isaacwhom so is penits

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@iluvrosetyler ive never been high but i swear itll be easier

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@iluvrosetyler AND IT DOESNT EVEN GET YOU BUZZED like just get high at that point

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@NovaDking4 @nxmporo so why can't we just print more money but not tell the value people

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@iluvrosetyler yEAH SAME but then it makes me jump in front of trucks