Hayakawa Ken

all other parody accounts are only second best. run by @donny_seven, drive by @sarasanjou

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

TO TRULY BE NUMBER ONE I NEED TO BE NUMBER ONE IN EVERYTHING! NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

They’re both impressive, but they’re only the second best kabuto themed riders in Japan

[DiscussingRider @DiscussingRider]

Soji Tendo and Jo Shigeru fighting over which kabuto themed Rider is better.
(Source: @EX151297178)

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

@alicethenobody Truth nuke

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

Nah

[edihonggtina @edihonggtina]

japan's best bartender

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

Ehhhh

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most honey eaten in one minute 🍯 1273 grams (44.91 oz) by Andre Ortolf 🇩🇪

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

@Saikuron_go Yes, but not only that, you can also go into the game

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

The Sega Saturn is only the second best video game console in Japan

[Takeshi Hongo (Hiatus) @Saikuron_go]

YOU! YOU READING THIS. DO YOU OWN A SEGA SATURN?

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

@Saikuron_go Nuh uh, I’m the best video game console. Go on, put the disc in my mouth, DO IT, I can play games from any console and even blurays too

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

@Zer0_Millennium TRUE

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

I’m the number one in Japan at stressing myself out over nothing

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: insane

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: insane

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: hard

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: madness

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: madness

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: madness

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: madness

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: insane

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: insane

[Hayakawa Ken @CowboyGayNo1]

@FindLuigi This feels more like a medium at worse tbh

[Find Luigi 🍏 @FindLuigi]

difficulty: insane