Cowboy Schlitz

I'm from a different planet..or timeline or some shit. One day, I just woke up here in your world. I guess I'm like an alien time-traveling country music cowboy

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Please support my music so I can buy more parts for the machine I’m building to bend space and time so I can go back to my home planet. #CowboySchlitz
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@Nero @dbongino How anyone could still listen to this piece of garbage is hilarious. @dbongino, fucking quit dude. You’re done.

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@iamAtheistGirl Dude…you suck.

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Fuck @dbongino

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@AshtonForbes @ShawnRyan762 Suck a big fat cock

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@dbongino No one gives a flying fuck what you think, you pathetic spineless cuck.

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@BarackObama You will rot in hell you child sacrificing pile of shit

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@timburchett @catturd2 Hang them all

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@BillClinton You will burn in hell for eternity

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@dom_lucre Fuck @benshapiro

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@elliotrades Locked in

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@ZssBecker Legend.

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@ChrisDJackson Biden wasn’t a choice…derp.

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@JDunlap1974 Yes.