The Stoic Cowboy

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When someone says JMK do you think of John Maynard Keynes or Mykonos airport?

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Admittedly I turn into a feral rat when I’m put in front of an ice cold refrigerator serving low calorie soda at a reasonable price

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Muddy hogs slurp slop
Snouts buried in feasts of grime
Oinking contentment

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Having the menus taken away from you on a date is like having your crutches kicked out from underneath you.

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

I am not watching porn unless it passes the Bechdel test

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

I have this problem where I fuck around and then forget what I found out.

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

slap me a tenner and pass me a fiddle that aint piss thats piddle

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

No matter how far that highway goes an old dirt road will get you home #yeehaw

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Nothing is greater than the feeling of hoping in the back of a Ute and having someone drive speed around the farm

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Farmers before the Telegraph was invented.

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@daLeb_scientist Dm me

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Check in on your friends today

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*Me to My other personalitiy in the Individuation Process*

This Body ain’t big enough for the two of us #YeeHaw

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle! ❤️ #YeeHaw

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

When you don’t take your guns to town because your mumma said so...

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Be patient Cowboy, there’s nothing worth a dime except, old dogs, family and Watermelon Wine #Yeehaw

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Be Rootin, Be Tootin and by God be Shooting! But most of all be kind. #Yeehaw

[The Stoic Cowboy @CowboyStoic]

Sometimes it’s better to lead a horse with your head than with your spurs #yeehaw