Ghost-Punching Murder Machine

Co-founder of @MysteryTeam330
Icon of Sincerity, World's Greatest Amateur Detective (Sherlock and Batman are fictional), and King of the Iron Fist (Emeritus)

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

@escaperoomcle please be advised @mysteryteam330 will be breaking #escaperoom records on Sat10/20.
We are at our most potent now, #SeasonOfTheWitch #SpookyShenanigans

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

I also smiled when I saw Mark's name... and then I immediately Googled that reaction. Because how can you know if your feelings are appropriate without consulting the internet.

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think, what do you get for the "Girl who have EVERYTHING"? I say, @mysteryteam330 tm branded weapons of coarse!

[NBC News @NBCNews]

.@NBCNewsBETTER: Living paycheck to paycheck? Here's how to budget and get out of debt for good https://t.co/Ci5S5uBQL0

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

#TheToppening
#Topping
And yes I have cheap plastic jack-o'-lanterns around Mystery HQ 24/7 365

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

Dope festival this weekend. shared the stage with a lot of legends.. flights & delays, I almost missed the show but I made it on time to do my job and kill the stage!! #tourlife #out4fame #Germany #MOP #MosDef #Talib #DeLaSoul #TheLox #DevinTheDude #Onyx

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

#TheToppening is real!
#Topping
#NowTopThat

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think wearing a top hat makes you fancy. I say wear a smaller top hat on your top hat, For The Win!
#Topping #FTW #TheToppening

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

Trying to get @mysteryteam330 tattoos. This ones for my wife Stabby McGhee!

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

@mysteryteam330 The S is Always a snake

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think, it's not "fan art" if I drew it myself. But I'm my biggest fan #FanArtFriday

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

@MrsMcBride5 Oh of course I members u sweet ol Mrs McBride. Our records show that you ate that pie ur self during a fit of dementia. There never was any "van" u senile old bat, and now u owe us $1399.98 cuz we just solve ur case again #YoureWelcome

[Mrs McBride @MrsMcBride5]

@Cowboy_Calvin to you remember me ? You never solved my mystery of who stold my pie . You also never gave me a refund of my 699.99 , and I think one of your guys stold my van. Please get back to me as soon as you can.

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

"My psych eval fit a certain... moral flexiblity" - Martin Blank

Now that's what I call @mysteryteam330 material, you're Hired! See @MrsMcBride5 in human resources https://t.co/XTjjXtgf2E

[Eric Hansen 🖌 @EJTHANSEN]

@JonathanBice77 @ThatKevinSmith Day #1 of 10. Grossed Point Blank

[Run The Jewels @runjewels]

UK! We've linked up with @DeviantAndDandy to bring you the latest version of our Legend Has It lager. 👉🏼 👊🏿 🍺 Pre-order now available: https://t.co/nRcIKkMXGx

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think silence is golden. I think those people should shut the fuck up.

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think @mysteryteam330 is a nonprofit organization. That's just because we haven't made any profits.

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think science can take us to Mars. I think why go to Mars when @mysteryteam330 is saving the world every day. #yourewelcome

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think #Death is a door. I think a door is a door and #Death is lurking behind that door

[Ghost-Punching Murder Machine @Cowboy_Calvin]

A lot of people think hotdogs with mustard ketchup and relish are the devil's way of maintaining dominion over the people of Earth, I don't disagree.