Joe Cowherd 🌐

Free markets, Hispanic, Sports

[Joe Cowherd 🌐 @CowherdJoe]

@dpgp00 Entre los Checos y los Sudafricanos no van a meter más de tres pases seguidos cuando jueguen.

[Wojtek Kopczuk 🇵🇱🇺🇦 and 🇺🇲 @wwwojtekk]

My advice as an economist is to avoid keeping your savings under your mattress for 125 years in stacks of $100 bills. I also advise not to keep bars of gold under your mattress because it's very uncomfortable. You're welcome for these insights

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Good morning SportsCenter.

[Mike Bloomberg @MikeBloomberg]

Our second meeting went a little smoother. Huge congrats to my new friend @AlvaradoJose15 and the @nyknicks on their historic comeback. Don't ever count NYC out. One more to go. Let's Go Knicks!

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Good evening. “Jarvis” was a 48 month electoral experiment conducted by a PAC aligned with the Nancy Mace congressional and then gubernatorial campaigns. We are now compete with our study. Thank you for your time.

[📼 vermina 🐀 @eldianangel]

“you’ll never get a chance to relive it again” such is Life. like, that’s life. not being able to relive your life is pretty integral to being Alive.

[New Liberals 🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @CNLiberalism]

It is the phones

[Brad Wilcox @BradWilcoxIFS]

New study: Did the introduction of the iPhone causally reduce fertility?

Yes, by more than 1/3.

New study: https://t.co/KUTyAJxGlJ

[Joe Cowherd 🌐 @CowherdJoe]

@chubakueno Gracias

[LowRes @LowresWB]

Emma Stone broke off the affair

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

in Spain they let the servers rest at night

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

but 3 months ago they were pretending to care about keeping theaters alive lol

[Prairie Investor @prairieinvest]

One day, you’re one of the biggest companies in Canada. Next thing you know, you’re reduced to a display rack inside Canadian Tire

[F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli @USAttyEssayli]

There was a claim circulating on social media about an election night ballot update at the Los Angeles Registrar of Voters where one candidate received zero votes.

We reviewed official county records. The claim is false. Each candidate received votes in every update.

My office will continue monitoring the election counting process and will follow the evidence wherever it leads.

If anyone has credible information concerning election fraud, please send it to:

[email protected]

[Zach Schermele @ZachSchermele]

"Senator Collins has never, never missed a vote in her entire Senate career. This is a truly remarkable milestone," Schumer says.

"Senator Collins and I belong to different parties and do not always see eye to eye. But 10,000 consecutive roll call votes is an extraordinary streak by any measure, and I congratulate her on reaching it."

[Joe Szymanski @JosephSzymanski]

Graham Platner is Democrats response to Blake Masters- A candidate astroturfed by consultants from the extreme side of the party where the consultants convinced enough important people that the candidate could connect to the normal man via populism, only for said candidate to either do or believe a bunch of weird shit that inevitably makes them unpopular to the common voter.

It really is lovely to see the left finally make this mistake for once.

[Joe Cowherd 🌐 @CowherdJoe]

“Far right ecosystem” and it’s National Review lmao

Can’t believe there are people still going with the “Dr.” house style in 2026 as well.

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Dr Jill Biden's former spox has apparently fallen into the far right ecosystem

[Chairman @LRH_Superfan]

Having banned alcohol, Mormons are slowly converging on the Middle Eastern tradition of eating ridiculously sweetened food as a substitute