Chris Cowie

[GoodNewsCorrespondent @GoodNewsCorres1]

Construction worker pulls dog out of the water as it was being dragged by the current in a canal in Ecuador.

[Chris Cowie @Cowie47]

The real question is how many times will I end up marathoning Harry Potter during this self-quarantine

[Chris Cowie @Cowie47]

@G_McDonald89 I didn’t want to kill the vibe

[Chris Cowie @Cowie47]

You ever remembered a dream you had while you were having a different dream but you don’t realize either of them were just dreams until you woke up? My brain hurts

[Chris Cowie @Cowie47]

@G_McDonald89 Better late than never

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Science Literacy empowers you to know when others lie about objective realities.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you wield the power to snap your finger and end half of all life in the universe — to preserve resources for those who remain — then you surely have the power to snap your finger and double the resources instead.

@Avengers, I checked the math on that one.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Winter is coming

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Respawn++

[Chris Cowie @Cowie47]

@realDonaldTrump You mean your friends at Fox?

[b @Fog5]

@terrycarhartt @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump yes but we have santa clause, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy on our team. we are also holding a squad of leprechaun’s in reserve

[juicy j @therealjuicyj]

I miss Mac miller

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

in 2003, I was requested to meet with Warner Brothers about doing a film tentatively titled “Skate Jam.” They were bringing back Looney Tunes with “Back In Action” & then wanted to start on my project immediately. A week later Back In Action bombed & Skate Jam was shelved forever

[Chris Pratt @prattprattpratt]

Right!? It’s almost as if they planned it that way.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Think we live in violent times? During World War I, on average more than 10,000 people died per day for every day of the war — a football-stadium’s worth of people every week.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tomorrow brings a lemur

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Sometimes I wonder whether Virtual Reality has gotten so good that we’ve lost all urge to invent the actual reality that it imitates.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My “pay” is in options, which only matter if stock goes up & I sell. Will use that to make life multiplanetary, help education & environment on Earth w my foundation. Just don’t want us to be sad about the future. https://t.co/l3YEvjvyuz