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[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

Only EA would do an update before they go on their lunch break and break the game

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

@ivanlapanje @EASFCDirect ChuBoi and other creators funnily enough said the issue was FIFA and not EA because they knew people working there and they’re good

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

@aubameyang433 @mcfcadam10 @FIFA22_INFO The issue is advanced defending which let’s you do the challenges from behind and through players without consequence

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[RUPERT @rupertxyz]

> Enhanced Games launched in 2026 as the first “doped Olympics”
> Athletes openly allowed to use steroids, PEDs, anything legal
> Founded on the idea that human limits are artificial and drugs unlock the real ceiling
> Hunter Armstrong shows up
> Two time Olympic gold medalist and former world record holder
> Refuses every drug
> Sings up as the only “non enhanced” swimmer in his field
> Faces a pool full of athletes pumped on steroids
> Wins the 50m backstroke anyway
> Walks away with $250,000

Dude is absolut chad.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

WEMBY FROM HALF COURT WHY NOT LET IT FLYYYY 🔥🔥🔥

(via @NBA)

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

@InceptionXx Each year Fifa has made it more and more casual friendly by making it assisted and doing everything for people

We’ve all been aware of it for ages

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

😶

[FGZ ⚽️🎮 @FGZNews]

🚨 GOALS, the new football game has a rule for: No Timewasting

When you hold onto the ball for too long, a red zone pops up and if you go back into it you're penalized with a foul.

This is sick 🔥

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

5 years on and still relevant..

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

😂😂😂

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

HS2 could cost up to £102.7bn and first services could take until 2039 to start, Transport Secretary Heidi Alexander says https://t.co/KReb2TM0Yb

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

Good job Bournemouth won Arsenal the league because Arsenal are losing their next game

[🍜 @SanesBurner]

3 years later and the fate of this tweet depends on West Ham.

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Pepe finding out that you’re allowed to fight in the Real Madrid dressing room after he retired

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

@SydSteyerhart Wherever you got your data from

Never use it again

[Cowler @Cowler_Official]

@SweLegendary @RohanGod_ Insightfuls burner account

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

That small period where we all thought Arsenal were finishing second and Spurs were getting relegated 🕊️

[yoxic @yoxics]

Jynxzi couldn't contain his excitement after winning a League of Legends game with 10 eliminations and 20,000 damage with the help of Dantes coaching 😭🔥

"this is the most fun I've ever had in my life"

[bonevoid @bonevoid]

"CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LISTEN TO THE DROP - YOU EARNED THIS."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY