Mr. The Assistant

Hi. Hi. Hi. 18.
He/Him but you can refer to me with any pronouns. They all make me happy in different ways! ❤️

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@ipeedthepool Aster Neutralmail is just there like the green goblin mask bro

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@KillAllAster i know what you are i know what you arei know what you are

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@KillAllAster That Guy Who Knows:

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@ipeedthepool @bloodGorge gorge said aurelius is the piss baby coward specifically because he's the yellow coded one

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@ipeedthepool yeah yeah yeah get dusted with the poison spores.

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Mewgenics fans when you tell them their obsession with Das Future and Doctor Mangler is fucking weird

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okay i know one of these is ripper but who the hell is out there reacting to me having one of my alts compromised for like 2 seconds LOL

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anyways the animated overseer is done so well. ur so freaking cute. I Will Throw Various Objects At You And Claim Your Eye For Trade Value. <3

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the person involved does actually play the game, but this post despite being satire brings up a great point. 99% OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE RAINWORLD FANS DONT PLAY THE GAME OR EVEN WATCH GAMEPLAY!!!!!!! Gtfo with your "teehee slugcat so silly" BS when you've seen not a second of game

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the fucking subtle joke of using markipliers playtrough instead of recording the footage yourself because #RainWorldFansDontPlayTheirGame

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@bloodGorge OKAY WELL THE FIRST ONE WAS A VIRUS. the second one just randomly happened to that ONE account, by the fact it was on the same day as the php issue, im assuming those were connected or something 😭

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the awkward look side to side as an alt of mine was hacked randomly today. like um. ok.

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@Basically_Derf @Scarymoans "22k players voted exclusively" does not mean 22k harrow player voters, it means there are 22k people who ONLY voted Harrow the entire voting cast 🥀

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@cestmare i deadass wouldn't worry about it because UNFORTUNATELY, 80% of these messages are people doing it to be funny because of the trend of it a few weeks back, even saw a post of someone admitting to lying in people's strawpages about them following a "distributor" 😭🤦

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@emetocardia ?!?! WHOS SHOCKED REALLY

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@spinachcaesar @komosaur @nnie801

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@KillAllAster because you said this 10 more are gonna show up. how do you feel bro.

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@Apawcalyps ...isn't your age literally in your bio? 😭

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how it feels asking people for directions and they give you useless information

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@bettydot0 STAGTOWN MENTION? IN 2026? OH MY GOD?