Cox's Thoughts

I like to think!

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🎶🎶"I wanna be like cooooxxxxx! He gets so much pusssayyyy. He gets whatever girl he waaaants! Cooooxx. Coooxxx. Yea ea ea yea. ea ea yea" 🎶🎶

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"I think of Ronald Reagan when I'm fucking girls"

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This upcoming weekend is feeling like a "4 girls in two days" kind of weekend

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#tbt to when I had mumps

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#Retweetsforcox

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Watch out park street, I'm cummin

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Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex. Booze. Frat. Sex #mylife

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I gave @totalfratmove my conversation with my Dad and they actually posted it!

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Does anyone else remember when Taimur said he wanted to watch me have sex..... #weirdo #maybeoneday

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"Dude why are we watching my highlight reel instead of those celebrity nudes" @bbrez_2

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So Cal. So Chill. So Cox 💁

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I'm seriously tired of seeing Stross bringing back 4's to The Stoop every night #theObathroom

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Hey what Phi Psi stole my Trojan variety pack?!?! Cam Lee I know it was you just because you're jealous of me #kingpinstatus

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As of two nights ago.... I became a legend 😎💁

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I drink Moscato.

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I wonder if her dick is bigger than mine...

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuddddeeeeee I'm just trying to get laid tonight

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Go cox go! Go cox go! Hey Columbus what do you say? I'm gonna win today!

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#followup my room is finally living up to it's Cum Cave 2.0 reputation, dreams do come true.

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My bed finally was put to good use last night, not by me, but still...

Cox: 1
Everyone else: 0