Coy Martin

[Walton County Sheriff's Office, Florida @WCSOFL]

“I’m actually just disgusted with @rittenhouse2a and @AnthonySabatini. A man lost his life yesterday. A father. A husband. With two small children. Who was murdered, unarmed, on his own property unprovoked by an individual who drove a tractor a half a mile onto the victim’s property.”

[doomer @uncledoomer]

before we give military aid to a country we should make their leaders wear a cowboy hat and touch the wall of a bass pro shops

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Finding Family Guy on your hotel TV is like pulling a ray gun from the box

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Gamers have logged more than 25 billion hours, equivalent to 2.85 million years, playing Call of Duty—surpassing the entire timeline of human history.

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

fuck that, come get bottomless apps

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: SecDef Pete Hegseth stares right at the press and goes scorched earth, spelling out their insanity. I could watch this all day.

"You, and I mean specifically YOU, the press, you cheer against Trump so hard, it's in your DNA and in your blood to cheer against Trump, because you want him not to be successful so bad, you have to cheer against the efficacy of these strikes. You have to hope maybe they weren't effective."

"Maybe the way the Trump administration is representative isn't true. So let's take half truths, spun information, leaked information, and then spin it, spin it in every way we can to try to cause doubt and manipulate the mind, the public mind, over whether or not our brave pilots were successful."

"How many stories have been written about how hard it is to, I don't know, fly a plane for 36 hours? Has MSNBC done that story? Has Fox? Have we done the story how hard that is?"

"There are so many aspects of what our brave men and women did that because of the hatred of this press corps are undermined because people are trying to leak and spin that it wasn't successful. It's irresponsible."

"You're undermining the success of incredible B-2 pilots and incredible F-35 pilots and incredible refuelers and incredible air defenders who accomplished their mission."

"How about we talk about how special America is, that only we have these capabilities? I think it's too much to ask, unfortunately, for the fake news. So we're used to that."

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Utah man drives his car through the front of a Mazda dealership just hours after purchasing the car from the same dealership.

The incident happened in Sandy, Utah, after the man was told he couldn’t return the car.

The man told the dealership that he would drive the car through the front door of the dealership if they didn’t let him return it.

They told him that it was sold "as-is."

The man did exactly what he promised and drove the car through the front door.

He was arrested on charges of felony criminal mischief and reckless endangerment.

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

When Trump calls Kamala Harris a bitch tonight.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

tapping out to a snake is wild ☠️

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

EDDIE HALL JUST POWERBOMBED A MIDGET AND THEN KO’D HIM IN A 2V1 WTF 😭😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

girls groupchat vs boys groupchat

[ًًً @ibzsmo3k]

Stephen hawking in the orgy lineup.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/absB11hyzP

[BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger]

Just got matched up with a guy who told me to call him “The Duke”. Sometimes content is just handed to you on a silver platter

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#WATCH: As a baseball Fan was Denied Entry into Phillies Game after Attempting to Bring Emotional Support Alligator

📌#Philadelphia | #PA

On Wednesday, a fan was denied entry to Citizens Bank Park when he tried to bring in an emotional support alligator named Wally. Wally the alligator is to help him with his depression. The Phillies' official website states that only dogs, service animals, or service animals in training are permitted, and all other animals, including Wally the alligator, are not allowed inside the ballpark.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Trying this keto diet

[Tristan Wirfs @TristanWirfs78]

👀👀👀🍊🍊🍦🍦🍦

@Buccaneers

[Bucketsquad @BucketSQD]

This had me in tears 😭😭😭😭