Jazz

Snarky Bitch. Wanderer. Dreamer. Software Dev Manager in Seattle.

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@HealthyADHD @weebilsurglace @CCullingworth They’re covering a combined 6 miles each hour, so total distance divided by 6

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

Astonished that @AlaskaAir doesn’t have allergen info available for preorder 1st class meal options, either in-app or for their CS reps when we called!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@samdonnelley That’s not just science, it’s surgery!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

My favorite thing about @alexa99 used to be that we can’t set kitchen timers when the internet is down. Just superseded by being unable to turn off a previously set timer when the internet is down, except by unplugging!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

My grandma always always had a cold cup of coffee waiting in the microwave, that she would discover only after she gave up looking for it, poured another cup, let that get cold, then tried to reheat it.

[Inflow | The ADHD App @get_inflow]

Super helpful guide on how to drink coffee when you have ADHD!! 🤯☕️

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

I need this. I will load it full of nibbles when there is company and offer it to share.

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

I want this so bad

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@chrissyteigen Seraphine. One of the few I could find with a good selection of casually nice clothes in breathable natural fibers. Acrylics and rayons that didn’t breathe made me so hot I got dizzy when I was pregnant. Cotton was key.

https://t.co/ZuzlYIRTxc

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@MargueriteS_IE Your hair is amazing hush you. Enjoy the haircut 🙂

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@ballpointcarrot Likely that you’ve either already looked at AWS or are not interested, but DM me if that’s not the case. I’m building something new, and I am looking for Rust and DevOps skills. The team is creative, curious, and welcoming.

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@joelarson4 2 charitable interpretations: they need the information rephrased for it to hit, or the thread is fast-moving and async communication has some drawbacks still. Or the old standby, reading is hard.

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@susannahkirby I’m sorry this was in question 😭

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

I think my favorite part about Alexa is that I can’t set a kitchen timer if the Internet is out #amazonecho #amazonalexa

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

Pro tip, if you aren’t good at accepting compliments, remember that, “thank you,” can mean, “you are making me uncomfortable, please stop talking”

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

“You are always allowed to dump water on your own head”

Parenting!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

Walking with toddlers should be a timed Olympic sport

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

Now that I have a serious driving commute, what podcasts do folks like?

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@susannahkirby We pay in husky hair. You can build your own husky when you’re through!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@susannahkirby You’ll probably want a travel allowance, too!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@susannahkirby Do mine next? We have 1 and 3 year-old apprentice vacuum operators to help you!

[Jazz @CoyotesDaughter]

@vellis6 She is, your child is clearly not