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[𝑻• @tahyvr_]

this brother had a whole league he didn’t even play in hating on him 😭😭😭

[zion 𖤐 @gasbabii]

ENJOY CANCUN PUSSYS @okcthunder

[M. @MikhaeIII]

If he wins the World Cup I fear he might literally implode 😭

[Tchouameninga @Tchouamevingaa]

The Real Madrid dressing room has been fighting amongst themselves for a week

Meanwhile, Mbappe, who finally has a girlfriend without a dick:

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

#18 Bruno vs #8 Bruno

[Brunoh🧃 @BrodiiKDB]

estoy viendo un partido de la tercera división argentina (llevo apuesta) y el narrador tiene AUTOTUNE. no puedo más.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester United have officially qualified for the Champions League!

The BIGGEST club in England returns in the BIGGEST European competition! 💫

[E @Ellis_]

United winning just boosts my overall mood in a way nothing else does.

Can’t believe post first season ten Hag and Amorim stripped this joy away from me for 2 years the bloody criminals.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Kobbie Mainoo: “It's a blessing to play for this club. I could die for Manchester United”.

[͏͏͏𝐉𝐚𝐲 ⌖ @cagiago_]

Ruben Amorim should be sent to the deepest pits of hell for gatekeeping Kobbie Mainoo

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes tells Sky: “I could have left Manchester United two years ago, or three years ago, I could’ve gone last season”.

“I really like to be at the club and I really think that being successful at this club is something that I would NEVER get being in ANY other club”.

[E @utd_Eman]

They really tried telling us “He came here for money” lol, he bleeds United man https://t.co/Xke0BNEFYK

[J @brunoballl]

Bruno has 4 assists from corners. Take away those and he’s still top of the assists chart.

Take away Arsenal’s corner goals and they’ll be 8th in the league.

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

I wonder what Bruno Fernandes is doing rn 😂 Prolly in his mansion. Maybe doing a money spread. He’s so tuff bruh 😭😭 he probably posting up with the baddies in the club. Just throwing his money around cuz he’s got so much.

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

Carrick didn’t want the title of the guy who only wins against 10 men so he brought in Malacia to make us play with 10 men as well.

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

Relax guys, this was just Tonali’s audition for us.

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

@CarrickBalll_ Ugarte didn’t do anything wrong tbf but at the same time everytime Casemiro is off we fall apart, he also should’ve not brought on Malacia and taken off Mbeumo earlier.

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

Mazroui and Heaven have to be our starting fullbacks next game.

Amad has to start over Mbeumo.

I’d also start Zirkzee, Sesko coming off the bench is a really deadly weapon.

[⁷ @CozyTheCoach]

I knew we weren’t gonna win every game. It’s just a shame we lost because Ramsdale decided to turn into prime De Gea.

Now we’ll see how Carrick will have the team reacting after a loss.