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MATCHUP PREVIEW #2

Despite the loss of Nabers, reigning champ Bizz has returned to the postseason. Puka is hungry for a 2nd ring, but this is no cakewalk.

Early season championship favorite has fallen to the 5 seed. Filled with stars that have dimmed, will Beane find a spark?

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MATCHUP PREVIEW #1

Led by 3-headed RB attack of CMC, Achane, and Omarion, the Parlor looks to continue their late season breakout.

On the other side, 6-8 Humza has been collapsing. On a 5 game losing streak, will the Saquon-led squad be enough to be the David to Cone’s Goliath?

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Finishing the last six weeks of the season 2-4, HC Alex Dennin is implementing a new strategy before the playoffs:

“This week I will be taking the entire team on a nature retreat to rebuild our chemistry and find a spark.”

Will this be enough or have we seen the last of Beane?

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Congratulations to $ASTRO and ScrivDog for clinching the 1st round bye.

Beane, Parlor, Bizzness, and a yet to be decided 4th team will duke it out in the quarter finals.

Get ya popcorn ready, the playoffs are nearly here🍿

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Statement from Jackson Hochhauser, GM of JTQB:

“Entering win now mode ahead of rivalry week. Fuck the cucks.”

🍿🍿🍿

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With 3 weeks left until playoffs, FIVE teams have clinched the playoffs. But the top 2 seeds and the 1st round Bye are all but decided.

Meanwhile Humza is hoping to hold off the stragglers for the 6 seed with Jarvis clawing on the door.

Last place is a tight battle as well🍿

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Week 11 Power Rankings

1. ScrivDog
2. Billy Beane
3. The Parlor
4. $ASTRO
5. Bizzness
6. Bart Harley Jarvis
7. Humza
8. Clam Slamma
9. Jayd en em
10. Draft Day
11. JTQB
12. Cuck Boys Revenge

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Draft Capital? How Bright is the Future

Things are looking dim for Draft Day at the moment, but with 6 FRP and 5 SRP over the next 3 years, could things be looking up for GM Stephen Jardim?

“Everyone’s worried that things will turn around,” claims Jardim.

Are they?

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BREAKING:

Despite losing to Billy Beane this week and dropping their first loss of the season, $ASTRO is now the first team in the league to clinch the playoffs. This is due to Jayd en em's loss to Jarvis.

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Week 10 Power Rankings

1. Billy Beane
2. $ASTRO
3. The Parlor
4. ScrivDog
5. Bizzness
6. Humza

GAP

7. Clam Slamma
8. Bart Harley Jarvis
9. Jayd en em
10. Draft Day
11. Cuck Boys Revenge
12. John Top Q Bottom

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Anonymous reports say that playoff teams are thankful that Clam Slamma is 2-7 and NOT in playoff contention.

Clam’s remaining schedule:

JTQB (2-7)
Draft Day (2-7)
Jarvis (2-7)
The Parlor (6-3)
Draft Day (2-7)

Is there still hope or is the Clam done slammin this year?

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REPORT:

Billy Beane HC Alex Dennin says that 15 players came in and worked out at the facility on their day off.

This comes just a day after the team dropped 2 spots in the power rankings.

Players are buying in.

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BREAKING:

In a low stakes deal, Billy Beane acquires veteran locker room presence in DJ Moore and Aaron Rodgers.

Clam Slamma seems to be restructuring for the future, acquiring young prospects Demario “Pop” Douglas, Will Howard, and a 2027 3rd round pick.

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Week 9 Power Rankings

1. $ASTRO
2. ScrivDog
3. The Parlor
4. Billy Beane
5. Bizzness
6. Humza
7. Jayd en em
8. Bart Harley Jarvis
9. Clam Slamma
10. Cuck Boys Revenge
11. Draft Day
12. JTQB

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Heading into MNF

- ScrivDog and The Parlor secure wins
- Clam Slamma has Pickens to seal the deal
- Beane needs a miracle from Ceedee Lamb
- Jarvis needs a miracle from Marv AND a shitter from Javonte and McBride
- Draft Day is down by 15 with Dak left to $ASTRO with Dallas D

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BREAKING:

Bart Harley Jarvis blows😂

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BREAKING:

The Cuck Boys continue to buy on the trade market acquiring Ladd McConkey and a 2nd.

Swift, Pittman, and a 3rd will be sent to Humza in return.

Great trade for both sides. Especially love it for the Cucks.

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Week 8 Power Rankings

1. $ASTRO
2. Billy Beane
3. ScrivDog
4. The Parlor
5. Bizzness
6. Humza
7. Jayd en em
8. Bart Harley Jarvis
9. Cuck Boys Revenge
10. Clam Slamma
11. Draft Day
12. John Top Q Bottom

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BREAKING:

Billy Beane finally gets his guy. In a slight overpay, Beane is sending Chuba Hubbard, Brashard Smith, and a 2026 3rd round pick in exchange for Kayshon Boutte.

Quote from Dennin 3 weeks ago:
“The only players I’d trade for right now are Bijan, Gibbs, or Boutte.”

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BREAKING:

In a questionable deal for The Parlor, Cone will be trading an absolute haul for star WR Rashee Rice and a 3rd.

A tanking Clam Slamma will receive the pretty package of young stud Xavier Worthy, prospect Elic Ayomanor, a 2028 1st and a 2026 2nd.

Clam: A+
Parlor: C-