Paola Calderon

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I’m 25 but my bones be telling me I’m 60 😂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Either you with my craziness or you ain’t🥰

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I’m the most blunt person ever about my life lmao

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Not really talk shit but I’m sure a lot can relate too 🤭😂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I should use this app to just talk shit😂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Going to leave this here…
30 pounds down baby🌚

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Bro I have a nail appointment at 8 am😭

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Why are people so aggressive when they do our pedicures like my tiny toes can’t take that 😢😂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Mama is thriving.
Such an embarrassing time that I let myself go so badly after my second little one, but I’m back & im better. We all start somewhere ❤️‍🩹

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

@CrispyDanny_J 😍

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

@przoscar23 Cute

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

One of those night ❤️‍🩹

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Are the boo buckets at McDonald’s 🙂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I need me a Seth Rogan kinda a guy 😂

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I’m so lazy rn

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

Loud chewers 😖

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I hate hearing someone chew 🙃

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I’m annoying all I do is talk about my kids. You ask me about the weather somehow I’ll make it about my kids💀

[Paola Calderon @Cpa00_]

I literally have a 1 year old & a 2 year old I was wildin 😂