Steve Millar CPA

Has to get a new account after a scary incident. Family man. Go frogs. Recent Divorcee (she has a restraining order). Number 7 Mikes way is my go to.

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Might buy a one wish willow jus to wish for some head 😫

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

The boys are gonna love when I whip these out on the tee box 😂🤣🤣😂 . Paired with my new Bad Birdie beer polo. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

@SamBeau1972 Jimmer Fredette

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Just hit me there’s no formals post grad. Might kms

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Nothing worse than being hungover with a chick going through her Snapchat memories. No I don’t care about your friends mom dancing in the kitchen 5 years ago today.

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Bitches will instagram a picture of a cheese board as if they aren’t trying to draw any attention to the Gulfstream window in the background

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Rolling a Fre in my fingers like I’m intching my balls. #PinchNRoll

[Earnest “8-Ball” Beauregard @8ballEarnie]

I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Meta glasses have caused more harm to society than any drug ever

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Butterfly effect?

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Would women get married if wedding culture didn’t exist?

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

So excited to move out. My neighbors keep randomly waking up in the middle of the night at around 6 or 7am, dressed up in suits and blouses, and will get in their cars and drive off until about dinner time. Fucking tweakers dude. Fuck this neighborhood.

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Done enough womps in the past 2 weeks to completely reverse engineer the last 4 years of learning I did. #SquareOne

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Microsoft security, I’m patrolling my ex
Box

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Flight tongued a buddy in the lib and some fruzz saw

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

@TheIii26955

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Worst part about AI is that I can’t tell which hydrologic press videos are real or not!!!!

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

@SKIPPERDARULER Skipper, hate to inform you, there’s not beers, baddies, or bag in this picture

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

Would girls even graduate if the couldn’t post graduation pics?

[Steve Millar CPA @CpaSteve]

@i_makemorethanu Looking forward to it. Thanks for organizing this Two Times.