Caleb Parkin

🇺🇸🇺🇸Recruiter for the Missouri National Guard 🇺🇸🇺🇸 SC: caleb_parkin

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@ThrillaRilla369 Probably cook even more pork. Might even leave the left overs on their porch in case they change their mind.

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@simonateba Yes, preferably publicly too!

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@damienslash Best news I’ve heard today!

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@Ford just give us an Tremor Expedition Max already!

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

Boycott the Harry Potter series! #boycott #HarryPotterHBO #SnapeIsntBlack

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

Boycott the Harry Potter series! #boycott #HarryPotterHBO #SnapeIsntBlack

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

Let’s #SnowWhite the #HarryPotterHBO series. I hope @HBO burns to the ground!

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

Boycott the Harry Potter series! #boycott #HarryPotterHBO #SnapeIsntBlack

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@johnpavlovitz This is a very weird way to admit you take dick up the ass.

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@itsdeaann Republican state here. I don’t have one fuck to give for what those maple leaf fuckers do. We’ll be just fine. Unlike blue states, we can actually survive on our own.

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@ProjectLincoln So far I’m not paying 1 cent more than I was 3 weeks ago.. cope harder

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@CalltoActivism Nope! So far everything he’s done I 100% votes for!

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@RepSwalwell Coming from the dude who shit his pants and has to actually pay for a woman to have sex with him. Fucking dweeb!

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@PeteButtigieg Bro weren’t you too busy sucking dick to even know anything that was actually going on?

[Doc Zed @BlueGr33n13]

@SteveLovesAmmo

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@SteveLovesAmmo My guy! 🇺🇸🫡

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Dear citizens of Canada and Mexico:

I voted for this.

You can hate me.

And I'm not sorry.

IDGAF.

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@BehizyTweets Let them Dems keep doing this stupid shit. They never learn.

[Caleb Parkin @Cparkin3]

@BernieSanders Accountability. That is the essential cliff note of your tweet. You and your cronies are terrified of it.

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@cinloou7 @StellaParton This is exactly what the people who voted for Trump votes for.