Cooper Martinson

more hair on my chest than on the #bathroomfloor

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@Jaxweah @grok grok better come through

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

can someone please explain the blended chickpea thing goin on?

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@BarstoolBigCat they took down the seattle viaduct 4 years ago

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@ihyomeo not me reading this on my red iphone 😫

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@_lucymannan @Stranger_Things yeah, busy ignoring me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Falcon rockets to orbit as seen from LA

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Cops busted me for felony possession of various knickknacks and doohickeys

[stevie @DrNingen]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@vinniehacker did you see this @olivia_haak

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@_lucymannan go to bed lucy

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@elonmusk when you inevitably buy twitter can you rebrand it to “the slap” from icarly??

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hereby challenge
Владимир Путин
to single combat

Stakes are Україна

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

my requirements for a gf:

likes me back (optional)

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

florida sux, neze week, arms are hefty

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@_lucymannan

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

Just living life with little pockets of good times

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

@_lucymannan @petersonallyy 120 on fuuuu-k

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

Love my 620 girls more than anything 🅿️🅿️🅿️

[Cooper Martinson @CperMartinsn]

in need of better gym partners 😤