I’m in a massive game of chicken with chapstick. My lips are ridiculously chapped. I know the chapstick people want me to use chapstick so I get addicted and it makes my lips even more chapped. Hook me on it like a drug. Greatest scam ever. I won’t fall for it. #mentallytough
The night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander.
Jon snow: oh please no
Lords of the north: we wanna make Jon Snow King in the North
Jon snow: i don’t want to be.
Sam: you’re the heir to the iron throne
Jon snow: