Chris Phillips

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Parents today be like, let's take a selfie or you're grounded

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@ecueng518 you must be talking about a different play than I'm thinking of. There have been plenty of BS calls

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@ecueng518 since when is the back of the jersey horse collar?

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

I love gingers

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Got my computer fixed. Shoutout to my roomates #benandjerryspecial

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Anybody else ever have the hotpocket split wide open trying to eat it? #getittogethor # mylifeproblems

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Happy bday to @wreaking__havoc . Can't believe we've been friends for 11 years. So many "can you remember back when" stories I've got from u

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@miranduh3 hilnot

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@ecueng518 it's an actual thing and her family does it.

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Dip your pizza in coffee. #italianCoffee

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@emmyrenn the grass is always greener on the other side

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@ecueng518 going to watch cws?

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

Left and right cv axles, catalytic converter, radiator, head gasket, water pump, headlights, and now the check engine light. #broke

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@WhatTheEffler that girl never came back with your charger?

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@WhatTheEffler you are going to be that crazy dog lady that has parties for your dogs.

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

@wreaking__havoc don't be a stranger. I'll be visiting you.

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

That moment when you choose a new toothpaste and you are not disappointed. #itsthesmallthings

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

My professor wanted to give me a ride to my appartment. #nothanks #strangerdanger

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

What is today? Last day of classes forever! #timeflies

[Chris Phillips @Cpizzelo]

"@ecueng518 likes big Mexican men." @wreaking__havoc