Carl Edward

I smell success

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Congratulations to @calfonso622 the newest poster child of the GVSU bus system

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“Be honest, would you let a homeless guy spit in your mouth for $10,000?”

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If she asks to have the first date at “Selfie WRld”, you should probably just cancel the date.

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@Apple it’s a shame iTunes no longer supports it, but at least it makes a ornament 🤷‍♂️

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Monday’s

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The 2010’s: A Descent Into Madness

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This genreation’s work force is powered by @Starbucks @redbull and Adderal. Thank you to those three manufacturers for keeping the youth moving.

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#playgroudradio 54 throwing in some Tears For Fears like we wouldn’t notice 👏👏

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Add me to your “close friends” story so I know it’s real

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@JeremyClarkson @PrimeVideo the people need more Grand Tour during this dark time!

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The guy behind me in line at Walgreens just called the cashier stand from his cellphone to ask why there weren’t more cashiers to assist guests. #okboomer

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@noahg45 That seems like a tomorrow problem

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Mama I made it! Thank you @LouisTheChild for an amazing show! Everyone should check out what Freddy and Robby are up to on #playgroundradio

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@Tom__Hayward4 @NickMandary I heard those bastards from Big Egg Nog had a part in the conspiracy too

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@Snapchat No Hanukkah cameos this year? I guess it be that way sometimes 🙄

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Okay Boomer, instead of making her a political pariah, maybe realize our generation wants to be able to have kids that don’t grow extra eyes and limbs.

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@LouisTheChild what would a Flashing Lights remix sound like? You and @kanyewest should team up! #playgroundradio

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Listening to #playgroundradio all day in preparation for the @LouisTheChild concert tonight!

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Important News:

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Breaking news ❄️

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It’s time

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@karlieslater7 @JohnPaulJonesJP 😍😍