The Bawsajez

I take life with a pinch of salt and rum with a squeeze of lime. Lets do something stupid!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

@main_jake OF? Are you fackin sure?! Pahaha

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

@main_jake it was on a cool art tiiiiiiing, so fuck you puss! Paha

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

The eyes are useless if the mind is blind.

[Betty Griffiths @TumblingSmidge]

@halo_hair never received such awful customer service! Still haven't received them, been over a month now!No call back as promised again!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

When it comes to matters of the heart... follow your dick!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

@LahmansBeard CAAAAAAAMBRIDGE UK :)

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

Drinking a stella with my pinky poking out because Im a sophisticated mother fucker!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

I swear Dexters sister is turning into more of a slut, but also seems to be getting more attractive as the series goes along... coincidence?

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

I need some @grensonshoes "freds," in black with the white sole, in my life... like now!!! #inlove

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

Beard and hair chop :) @BeardCircus @PierceTheBeard @_Beard_Love_ @Beardiliciouss @BB13UK @TattooSociety13

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

2014: the year of "Im a DJ/shoe collector/fashion designer/beard model" *delete as appropriate*

[DIRTY DIKE @DirtyDikeSMB]

Not trying to be cool is the coolest thing in the world you know. Be the idiot that you are and you will win.

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

I love how everyone's givin @James_Buckley shit over twitter so he can take this piss out of em and get them on "the ladbible" #boringcunts!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

@main_jake they just randomly come up to me and think we're friends because I have a beard and theyre trying to have one paha, strange!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

Getting pretty bored of people saying they bought beard oil for their prepubescent stubble... seriously? Stop talking to me...

[Just My Thoughts @RichHomieQuorn]

The fuck are you thinking cheating on some nigga called War Machine

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

Listening to the Dave Mirra freestyle BMX soundtrack... forgot how fucking amazing it was!!! That game was the tits!

[The Bawsajez @CptBloodBeard]

@main_jake I generally dont like that shoe but some of the customs are pretty nice. pretending products arent gonna rerelease is clever tho

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

RT if you want Matt Edmondson's rap about oranges to win today's #RapBattle