Caty !!!

👊 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔥

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

I’m like if you killed four birds with one stone

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

I’m like if you killed two birds with three stones

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Louis C.K. was the only standup comic I ever really liked and then all that stuff happened and I never laughed at anything again and then I killed myself

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@m4ggsw4ggs Die

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@semalations Like kinda idk 9/11 happens in the book and it’s a book about terrorism but definitely not about 9/11

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@m4ggsw4ggs The road to hell is graveled with almonds. It is the liquid of the pool you sink in. It is the fuel of the fire that will engulf you. all you know is almonds and almonds is what you will be buried in. Sad!

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Twitter has convinced me that the bitch wife is a structurally necessary element of male sexual fantasy

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@amarih501 Of your 5 tweets. I choose to retweet this one

[pickle sinatra @amarih501]

Sneakers O’Toole

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@bbibiibi @m4ggsw4ggs @amarih501 Yay!!!

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

Recently hired a gay employee.

Trying to speak his "language" has been a fun and eye-opening experience.

[Liv Sarah⚧️📸 @Aregiian]

im like a weeaboo but specifically for this part of the USA

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

Doing substances just to maximize the high of getting home and petting my dog after a long day

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@fartly_ Theyre gang stalking you. They’re gang stalking you I think

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@GoPsychotron @scratchnsnvff BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@GoPsychotron @scratchnsnvff Don’t tempt me.

[Caty !!! @CptCaty]

@GoPsychotron This is a BWAHHHHHHHH