Cloggy #FBPE 🇪🇺 💙

Sarcastic is my default state of being IRL

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@a_toots @compostablepete I swear, I have never seen a jacket fit as badly as that example
I have dressing gowns that have more shape than that monstrosity AND he has £5M in the bin that could have provided something with tailoring that doesn't look like he picked it out in the dark

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@TheOnlyEsta He's the US version of a much disliked politician in the UK called Jacob Reece-Mogg. His nickname was the haunted pencil. I think this is equally fitting for him

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@justdavenow89 And I didn't have a sore arm or feel rough. I have taken every booster offered as well

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@Fletchejmd @Gianl1974 I suppose resorting to putting "On a bender" into a search engine is too much effort or too close to communism for you with your MAGA mindset.

Which first nation language were you hoping to hear out of interest?

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@NoContextBrits And there are 100 ppl who liked/agreed with this. 🤦

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@Ryderback3 @Kevin__Davies @Ryanair Multiply that 5 mins by everyone on the plane, time management that's why. Just follow the rules for everyone's benefit

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@the_culturist_ But instantly we all (well anyone with even microscopic levels of interest in art) know it's a Rothko. He is unique and no, your five year old couldn't do it. Cy Twombly however, not so much.

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@The_Mannster @fesshole Under rated comment 👏

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@proudpatriotxyz @supertanskiii That's not a tantrum cupcake, that's me expressing my astonishment and utter disappointment at the result. You may want a temu trump in charge over here and if it happens you will live to regret your choice I promise.

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@BoveFromAbove Sandpaper a tigers arse in a telephone box

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @commonsense1191 @DestroyerGort Just like Tice and Farage you mean

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@unionjackspirit I agree with the sentiment but this happened in Italy. You of course are happy to let your base think it was here. They want it to be here, but it isn't.

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@reformexposed I wouldn't trust him to run a bath

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@PDRNHPUK The Germans have a word for people like this, and especially the one front left... Backpfeifengesicht

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@migwon1 @LizaRosen0000 And the IDF are behaving sooooo honourably...they are equally monstrous in my eyes

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@nozzer10 @dailybritainonx Nope. We would then be viewed as having legitimate targets. we need to stay 100 % out of this ludicrous and unnecessary war

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@Davehandley790 @EricIdle Tells us all we need to know about you then

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@Heccles94 @BBCNews @bbcquestiontime And they were all defectors from the Tories bar faridge

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@stuzi_pants @Nigel_Farage Carol vorderman? fascist??? What are you on about?