🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸

🫏Kind of an Asshole🕳️

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@Raindropsmedia1 I hope to tsunami wipes that garbage ass city off of the map…🖕🏻🫵🏻🌊🗽🏢🏢

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@VladTheInflator Did y’all see Palm Beach Pete/Jeffrey Epstein sitting courtside next to Ben Stiller at the game? This movie we call life is starting to get pretty wild. They’re literally throwing this shit right in our face and know we’ll do nothing..😵‍💫

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@parti_king I wanna formally apologized every Philadelphia fan right now. New York is definitely more of a POS fan base than you’ll ever be..🖕🏻🫵🏻🗽

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@SLCoAtLargeC What about the involuntary homeless internment camp being built out by the prison? I’ll bet your for that, aren’t you?

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@cheesefries73 Your tweets are rude…. Bro.

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@cheesefries73 I’m not the one who cries about missing the Millers so much Fairweather fanboy..😭

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

Unfortunately i believe they will find him not guilty in fear of unruly people burning cities to the ground. Kind of like when they found Derek Chauvin guilty when George Floyd obviously died of a drug overdose. BLM was going to burn that city to the ground if they found him innocent.

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@VidaVivaDiva It’s easy, old-fashioned and probably cost less than one of your monthly subscriptions.

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@akkarod People who like the new God of war are…

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@lessabler4

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@bikelakecity A republican delegate keying cars? Just because someone breaks a city ordinance doesn’t mean you should break an actual law. Anywho, I hope someone catches you and kicks your shit in. Peddle Pushing Pu22y!

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@C963P That’s actually a little girl there Ray Charles.😵

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@lowcortisol Let me correct you. The biggest losers on the planet are technology addicted gamer tards like yourself. My guess is you were probably bullied as a child and didn’t grow up with a lot of friends and that’s what turned you into a judgmental Pu22y..😂

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@BlazeBinges I just realized that movie was filmed at Brighton Ski Resort in Utah..🤙🏻

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@Manhattva And those that don’t know how to hunt/camp will be the first to perish when that silver spoon is ripped from your yuppie mouths. Easy times make weak people. Learn to live outside and a little out of your comfort zone. Your soul will thank you for it.

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@BensHoops 👽

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@Cinna_yummi A 12 inch dick couldn’t even make it through all of those rolls..🤮

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@pilgeousx With as much flopping and one-sided calls I seen for OKC in this series, they had this shit coming..🖕🏻⚡️

[🇺🇸Captain🍪Cookie🍪Monster🇺🇸 @CptCookyMonster]

@SStricklandMMA Dot Or Feathered?