Captain Jack Sparrow

But you have heard of me…

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@LoEl81 I’ll take “shit that never happened” for 500

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@olpafc_ The US has gotten just has much shit for being excited about our win vs Australia, besides, why is a Brit getting worked up over what skip bayless says, even we hate that guy

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@keewa Idk man, “hang with” and “winning the whole thing” sound pretty different to me

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@DeathNsl The funniest part is they’re a colonial nation just like us, zero mora high ground to stand on. Ask them about how they feel about aboriginals.

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@tinscognito__ Pretty poor comeback, to be honest.

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@tinscognito__ People really get mad at Americans for not embracing soccer, and then get mad at them when they embrace soccer

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@MusialaEra To be fair, Americans wish it was later too

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@EhteshamPouria @Airavibes_ Perhaps that was the point

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@MichaelWalchalk Life gets infinitely better when you discover how fun it it is to read while drinking and vise versa

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@bern_04 But no gold medal this year🥺

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@antmurph @mdrn_cnservativ @StokeyyG2 Grass in NFL gets torn up a lot more because of the proximity of the players, it’s far more congested

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@Zmei_Hhsss I am liking this tweet because I would like to see more like it and participate in the discussion.

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@sports8 It’s absolutely insane this guy gets paid to talk about sports

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@NewEraZach This hate is so forced, Lamar and Josh are both incredible QBs with a lot of respect for each other. Anyone who talks like this is a sheep, a victim of ESPNs dogshit talkshows, and a non-ball knower

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@shagbark_hick Tucson, lots of similarities to upstate NY, friendly, eccentric people at dive bars. Beautiful Spanish style cathedrals and great food.

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@BillTheKid1603 This is a rare instance of where an event feels like it happened way longer ago than 4 years, usually it’s the opposite

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@EmPlumer_ That account is based in Africa, you fucking piece of shit Frenchman.

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@data_overloaded Love em

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@Captain69000367 @TACwaffle @sexyman48 @butleriano This is just semantically at this point but people enjoy being condescending online