CaptainJivePants

Retired guy who still plays vidya games, collects toys, and watches wrasslin.

[CaptainJivePants @CptJivePants]

Whelp, it's officially time to leave X. Adding domestic terrorist to racist, bigot, and Sexual Abuse supporter is finally enough for me to stop laughing at the idiots on this platform. #DeportElonMusk @elonmusk Way to be a piece of shit spreading lies and inciting violence!

[Joey @jbsw254]

If I was in a room with Michael Keane & Ashley Young & had a gun with one bullet I’d shoot myself so I’d never have to watch either of them play for Everton again

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@SipKayFabian If it stops him from making more crappy music, I'm all for him continuing to be a pro wrestler.

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@LukeMor19529310 @Paul68958640

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@mandymais @KellyScaletta He never stopped the 1.0 version.

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Tried to go to @Applebees - for the first time in over a decade - to watch an NFL game. They said they don't have that game, even though they are "The official bar & grill of the NFL." #nfl #Partnership fail. Glad another local place had it!

[𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝕋𝕐𝔹𝔸𝕃 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔣 @tybalchief]

. @UpperDeckSports i pulled this @JRsBBQ 1/1 auto from allure. the sig looks very different from anything else he has signed, including every auto I could find from the exact same product.
i have my suspicions. is there anyway we can verify that this legit?
#wrestlingcards #aew

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@gunnerblog Corruption confirmed.

[RJ City @RJCity1]

It’s up and she broke my heart.
▶️https://t.co/k8WagAZa6a

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@EmiSakura_gtmv Anything for Our Highness!

[Everton Extra @Everton_Extra]

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE, AT GOODISON PARK!!! 😍😍💙💙

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@nffcarchiex @FA_PGMOL Considering they've let you get away with everything, you shouldn't be complaining. MAYBE 1 legit penalty claim... MAYBE

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@Pogo_Johnny Anthony Taylor trying desperately to help Forest today.

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@city_hq @OneFootball Cheaters often win, and City are next level cheaters.

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@SkySportsPL Premier League is the most corrupt in the world. Fixed that for him.

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@moment_mirthful @TrollFootball Stop the Premier League's corruption.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Premier League FFP be like

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@centregoals Too bad diving isn't illegal in the Premier League. Ayew would have earned a lifetime ban years ago.

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@brfootball @NBCSportsSoccer Cheater. Not cheat code. 100+ charges and 0 action.

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@nelsonhands20 @premierleague Why would they act against a team with that much money and success? That's not how this farce of a league works lol