CaptainLanguid

just some bloke

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@Adventurerulez @cnviolations Name them

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@akpat786 @fesshole I'm not sure you've completely understood this

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@LizCGil She said she edited it

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@MoreHockeyStuff @BadMedicalTakes No, he used chromosomes to clarify what he means by men and women

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@xoxoRoeTheHoe @BadMedicalTakes They know

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@sweetanita

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@5tevieM Yes, but not when I'm not high

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@OwenJones84 @5tevieM I dont think literally means what you think it means

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@5tevieM My flat has gradually been getting darker over the last 5 years as the spotlight bulbs die. Never to be replaced

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@gemmajo16860172 @TheSun Yes she is

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@EliManning I'm guessing it was drew brees

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@JustinBGalloway @Kassandra_Zerb @exxster @Talldarkfriend Its impressive if someone can get it over your head

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@katemagdziuk Wow, you Americans really will use anything to avoid the metric system

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@BallBlastEm Do you think he realises this is pointing at his own name?

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@RedNiche987 @GaryLineker @RestIsFootball Football

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@iamyesyouareno Snowflake

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@fraac1 @BoatmanCryptics @GraemeGarden1 @guardian He got better though

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@fmcke01 @NoContextBrits No, its Gary Oldman

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@I_Le_Android @mtylermartin @InternetH0F What?

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@mtylermartin @InternetH0F Only if you didn't get polio in childhood