CptMaxCrimson

Just a pirate that loves coffee. Affiliate on Twitch. Amateur Graphics Designer.
Sail, Survive, Slay!

[CptMaxCrimson @CptMaxWinters]

Today's mood

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"Whatever the reason, I've reached a point where I no longer have the energy, patience, or time to participate in emotional mind games."
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@DontLagCoffee The coffee rolled initiative. My anxiety got a +3 buff. I reorganized my desk, solved three problems that weren't mine, and briefly considered fighting the sun.
10/10. The caffeine critted. ☕🎲

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I got the goods @DontLagCoffee

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

👀 @summergamefest

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PRIDE MONTH SALE IS LIVE!

Celebrate Pride with Killer Duckies and save on our Pride Collection all month long!

https://t.co/STMeHSikF8

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🤣🤣🤣 JUST WHAT I NEED IF I WANT TO STARE AT A CABIN FOR 13 HOURS!

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

These t-shirts are perfect for a bike ride in a dark forest.
Order yours now 🔗 https://t.co/HwMfsJeA3P

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@BecsDeeTTV Ive had my earbud in listening at work and rushing to my phone every time I hear a sound

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Killer Duckies is running a Memorial Day sale through Monday! Get 10% off your entire order! https://t.co/77NaQP3ESd

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@WolfyLion @DontLagCoffee 🤣🤣🤣

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I've been partnered with @DontLagCoffee for a while and I just ordered a 1lb bag of Critical Hit Caffeine+ ☕🎲
If I suddenly start talking at 2x speed on stream and reorganize my entire pirate goblin duck empire at 3am… we’ll know why. Use code CptMax at checkout.

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@DontLagCoffee Facts

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@WolfyLion @DontLagCoffee But can you taste colors yet?

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Do you think Jason is finally coming? If not, who do you think the new licensed killer is going to be? I really hope it's Jason. Ooo or Predator. #deadbydaylight

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I wish confidence worked like Wi-Fi.
Just walk into a room and automatically connect.

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Current status:
Mentally somewhere between “I got this” and a raccoon trying to open a locked trash can.

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Wednesday Mood: Survive Somehow. 🌫️🔪

Going live with some Dead by Daylight chaos, questionable decisions, and whatever energy I have left this week. 2v8 Open lobbies.

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"I'm not a good person."
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