Carrie Ann

mafia witch.

[Carrie Ann @CptMeowster]

What part of girlhood is it when every 6 months you just listen to a lot of Kodaline and Sufjan Stevens and cry

[clare @sadderlizards]

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

[jynx @miiagarro]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[Carrie Ann @CptMeowster]

Celebrate Dr. Seuss Day? I will not. Dr. Seuss was a jerk who hated his wife, quite a lot! He left his wife with cancer, for his young affair partner romancer. After her death by suicide, a 6 week wait they did oblige, Aubrey and Suess were married, Helen being freshly buried.

[BitchyGriff @BitchyGriff]

I call my boys darling and I call my girls big dog it’s not that deep

[Carrie Ann @CptMeowster]

Happy Birthday Kurt, you would have hated AI.

[ALWAYS WILIN @AlwaysWILINN]

sorry i called you a dumb bitch i thought you knew already

[🌟 @charlieebaker69]

i’m so hungry i could eat jacob elordi

[NETTI🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

No substance i used was ever abused. Only loved

[⭑ mario ferraro Spooky facts @sendingpstcrds]

"you only watch hockey because you want to fuck the players" no its because i want the players to fuck each other. checkmate liberals.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

what a privilege it is to come home and have a cat waiting for you, with their triangle ears and their little meows

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes

[ARTTOP @No_Toilets]

I hope Bad Bunny, Ricky Martin, and Pedro Pascal are all kissing right now and Lady Gaga is holding the camera

[Ryan Rosenblatt @RyanRosenblatt]

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

gasolina played and i just about died thinking he was bringing out daddy yankee

[culture @notgwendalupe]

those 20 seconds when La Gasolina started playing #SuperBowl

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

[deisy @ywestlov]

the line between hating men but enjoying watching them kiss is a very fine one