Captain Nuts Crunch

Balls are teed up. Take your shot. F/M and M/M.

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@GingerTheBuster I'm straight and much prefer F/M, but I'm also okay with a guy going for my nuts. Crushed nuts are crushed nuts.

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@zero_worries9 How do you find all these gems?!

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@zero_worries9 I was just thinking about playing BG3 again... Guess I know what mod is first on the list.

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@kiwiBBstories You know, I think that could be solved easily with some very thorough deep testicular manipulation.

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@3D_Padawan @Dreamrider3D @Rigid3d Hah, I love this!

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@zero_worries9 Well that's fantastic.

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@zero_worries9 Google-Fu, it's like Krav Maga, but with less groin kicks and more nerdy. https://t.co/NwBzwnoFN0

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@zero_worries9 I'd had the same thought about the Twi'lek's head tendrils (Lekku). They're erogenous zones and extremely sensitive to pain, so basically giant balls dangling of their heads.

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@zero_worries9 More of a classic, but I always thought Faye Valentine had the perfect personality for it! Also, Re-l Mayer just because.