Captain Sideburns

Hoping to be a voice actor one day. Until then, I share memes

[Images Before Disaster @ImagesBeforUhOh]

THEY SHOT FRANZ FERDINAND 😲

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

Grief is a place to camp shortly, but not a place to make your home. You might spend a few days there, a few weeks, or even a handful of months. But, in the end, you must move forwards. It is not a suitable place for living.

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@raven_havens broooOOOOOO THAT SHIT IS MY FAVORITE ANIME OF ALL TIME

[Your Enjoyer @Insane_fucktard]

@Actias_alt nice drip but low durability.

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@drewstephendent Heard a guy say "They ruined Cap's entire character with Civil War" like mf did you watch the last two movies???

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Duck runs a marathon and gets a medal

[avantbebop @avantbebop]

this video could win an award

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@itty_paige That explains why I'm bad at everything

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: basketball
Confidence: 2.68%

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@itty_paige You literally posted it on a website for seeking attention for all to see you potato-drinking wench

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@itty_paige I can count on both hands the number of alcohols better than vodka

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@drewstephendent I keep getting beat up for saying them on the street so WHERE THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

@itty_paige Marriage goals 🥺😩

[Captain Sideburns @CptSideburns]

Hey sorry I didn't text you back, I was scared it would go well