Shane

I'm just the kind of guy who's always in the mood for abligurition

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

@leahdnlsn dear you, this is the worst news we've heard all year -Everyone

[jp @iamjacindaa]

if you're ever in a shitty mood just get super dressed up for no reason, look in the mirror, & remind yourself that you're too hot to be sad

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

@hannahzdrazil wait, is this a complaint?

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

@NelsonE8000 @ChipotleTweets throw back to your first time 😂😂😂

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

@AlyssaRox24 @Caribou_Coffee I HONESTLY CANNOT RETWEET THIS ENOUGH TIMES. POSSIBLY THE WORST TEXTS I'VE EVER RECIEVED

[Lyss🌹 @AlyssaRox24]

This is some bull... @Caribou_Coffee

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

The only people who don't like android don't understand how to use them

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

*hits blunt*

We'll never see tomorrow because it's always today

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

Never get too hung up on the past

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

My mom's starting to say some goofy stuff #Misunderstood

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

Fun game show idea: hypnotist battles

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

If I ever win a medal in the Olympics I want to look the least excited out of everyone

[Nelson Espinoza @NelsonE8000]

@Cpt_Morgano Honestly, if you wanna talk shit, just call @ me. Don't be annoying af

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

Honestly, if you wanna talk, just call me. Texting is annoying af

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

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[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

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[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

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[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

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[24 year old, illiterate @Nathanlarson30]

LUKE WILLIAMS

[Shane @Cpt_Morgano]

@e_schums NOT TRUE